Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Exotic Egyptians Versus the Great Greeks: Just Who Should You Choose?

If you're having a hard time deciding between which civilization to dominate with, have no fear. I am here to help you make your decision. I'll provide a list of reasons why one might choose either civilization. My personal bias verdict will be at the end.


                                  Greek Civilization                          
  • Very cool culture if you like knights, swordsmen, archers and bar wenches.
  • There's a smooth transition throughout all ages.
  • Units are generally very sturdy. (e.g: Compare the Spearman and Toxotes to their Egyptian counterparts.)
  •  They have access to freakin' Socrates. Need I say more?
  • Greeks have a very formidable navy capable of steamrolling your opponent's vessels. Literally!
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                                    Egyptian Civilization                         

    • Very exotic culture; the Egyptian setting is vibrant and filled with amusing things like camels, sand and elephants
    • Remember those camels and elephants you saw in town? You command them in the battlefield.
    • A unit, called the Priestess of Set, heals your units and gives whichever building that she molests a buff to production and collection.

    My verdict: 

    Do you like the traditional, the tried and true, the orthodox? You would like the Greeks. Their architecture and units scream I'M AVERAGE in every way possible. Nothing really stands out about them, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing. People who might like Greeks include jocks, historians, Greeks, and your average joe.

    If you're the type of person who likes exotic things like pet snakes or pet humans, then you'll like the Egyptians. Everything from what they wear to their building decorations make them pretty unique. Add in War Elephants that smash things and you have a pretty good recipe for something different. The types of people who might appreciate this civilization include artists, minorities, animal lovers, and exotic pet owners.

    I hope that helped you make your decision, even if it was just a slight sway. If it didn't then I apologize. Maybe my next post will suit your fancy. What will it be? You'll have to check back to find out. I'll give you one hint, though: maps. Lots of them. =D

    Sunday, August 28, 2011

    Why The Age of Empires Handbook is Useless

    If you don't know how to click on a unit, consult the Empire Handbook. If you don't know what the term "rushing" means, consult the Empire Handbook. If you don't know how to hover over buttons ingame to see what their functions are, then consult the Empire Handbook. Finally, if you're wanting to read something that's about 1/4th the size of your screen, while doing all sorts of awkward navigational tricks to try and read what's actually written, please consult the Empire Handbook.

    If my thoughts on the Empire Handbook aren't completely clear by now, I'll spell it out for you. The Empire Handbook blows! I wouldn't use it for toilet paper if it was in printed form. Seriously. It is touted as being "your one stop spot for all thing Age of Empires Online!" but, in reality, that's far from the truth. In fact, I find myself needing to consult another source after visiting my "one stop spot." This handbook should swiftly be renamed "Facebook Mom's Easy Transition Guide to Real Games."

    See this image below.



    Next time, the Sage will advise you on Greek versus Egypt: Which civilization should you choose?


    Saturday, August 27, 2011

    Grand Opening of the Sage's Ancient Manuscript

    This blog will feature various tips, hints, strategies, emotional tirades, and more to help you stay on top of your Age of Empires Online game. You, yes, you, will be the sole proprietor of a kingdom that will shine above all else. Read what's written in this old manuscript carefully, and it will reveal to you the secrets of generations past.